Thursday, July 09, 2009

If this is me growing up,

I don't really like it.

Homesickness has reached stage #51568487 where I begin to miss the things I used to hate. Like the Mothership sneakily switching off the air-con,turning on the lights and yelling at me to get out of bed all while I toss around uncomfortably in my own sweat.If I close my eyes I can hear her go on and on and on. It used to piss me off to no end.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

I'm (literally) counting down the days

till I can see her in melb!



Jessie
YOU GOT A TATTOO?

Fel
LOLOLOLOOL
oops wanted it to be a surprise

OMG I LOVE IT THOUGH
IT'S MAD NICE.

HAHAH thanks i spent quite alot of time thinking abt it..

hahah you go tthe quote from lit class ah?
hahahahhahahah
but you WILL be eighty,wrinkly and have shakespeare on your back.


im reading hamlet lor
haha who cares la HAHA
only seventeen forever
omg i also wanttttttt
your balls damn big ah
wasnt it pain?


wht did your big brother say?

he say i very stupid lor! LOL

HAHAHAHAHA

tts wt he says most of the time anyays
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i had such a horrible evening
read my blog


why ?!
what the fuck la
shld nt have stayed in a hostel

shld not have come here before i turned eighteen
seriously
i feel like crying


DON DONT ~~~
MELBOURNE SOON ~~~~
GO OUT EVERYDAY
EVERY SECOND
and then wht?
come back to this shit?
till november?

enjoy melbourne first... dont worry
fuck it lah
watch movie leh walao
MOVIE.
ICE AGE summore knn
if that's not innocent fun idk what is.
nt nice one the movie
dun worry
:P

HAHAHHAHAHA
you dont have to lie.
really.


IM SERIOUS SSsss

hahha ok good.
but STILL.
KNNCCB.
RIGHT?
want to LIVE a little
Cannot.


yeah understood luh ~
cheer up dear (:
horidays SOON
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P.S, On a lighter note, headlines today--"Curfew Declared in China's West as Ethnic Tensions Grow"
Pun definitely intended.Gives me hope that other people are worse off.
P.P.S,fl's tattoo reads "One may smile and smile and be a villain"
I think it is mad sexy.

FM-underaged-L

What time does the movie finish and what time will you be back?
Movie runs till 1020.It's in the city and my friend will drive me home straight after.
Sorry mate too late.Next time give us more notice.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Miss you too.

2 days ago I spent an hour looking through Jessie's blog, reading her archives and everything. In my attempt to stay alive in the wretched system I realized that I've forgotten so many things. I have forgotten how much fun I had in year 1 and reading about all our crazy moments really brings back a lot of memories. I miss you Jessie )':

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson dies at FIFTY

The motherfathership are about that age.
FUUUUUUUCCCCK.
I hate death.
I hate everything about it.
Thinking of my loved ones dying,having loved ones die,thinking of myself dying,thinking abt life AFTER death!
I think about death SO much it scares me.

And EVERYTHING reminds me of papai. Everything.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Nothing works in this shit townnnnnnnnn!

Hi there
NetBank is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.
Alternatively, to check your account balances, transfer money or pay a bill now, please call telephone banking on 13 2221, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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You cannot access the following Web address:
http://www.guncontrol.org.au/
The web page has been blocked in accordance with the Department of Education's web filtering policy. If you believe that it has been incorrectly categorised please contact a staff member for assistance.
This site is blocked under the following categories: Weapons

Gun CONTROL leh walao!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

My korean classmate is sitting next to me and asking EVERYONE what a

"fucking blowjob" is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't stop laughing.

Apparently he heard one of his friends talking about it.
We don't know what to tell him exactly and he's going on and on about it.
He's trying to google it now.
HHAHAHAHA

Cannot.stop.laughing.

Monday, June 15, 2009

I live in a shitholeeeeeeeeeeee

with prepubesent highschool kids who are in essence, loud rowdy aussie trollops who hog the hostels computers using myspace all fucking day commenting mean things on other girls pictures,make lewd jokes,gossip and bitch excessively, get drunk,are plain stupid,hog the loos in the morning brushing their fucking hair together while listening to the same taylor swift song over and over again.

The girl on the computer next to mine has one of those dummy infant baby dolls from school. I think it's to teach them that babies are tough to handle,so keep your knickers on.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

She just turned over and asked her friend how to spell "faggot" and was reading something out and couldn't pronounce freckles.FML.

P.S, The internet in my room isn't working as usual.Again,FML.